Thank you for coming to Susie's launch
A tramp goes up to the front door of a very large house and raps gently on the door. When the wealthy owner answers the tramp asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."
"I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing," says the owner. "However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal."
So the tramp goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." "Thank you very much," says the tramp. "But there's something I think you should know. It's not a porch you got there. It's a BMW."
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